admiral-ampersand:

thisgirlgames:

pizzaforpresident:

THE GOAT SIMULATOR LAUNCH TRAILER IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE

If you don’t think this is going to be the best game ever, then you are absolutely wrong.

They fucking parodied the dead island trailer i swear to god these guys are good

rabbittwalter:

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

OH MY GOD THIS IS ADORABLE I SMILED SO BIG

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

l4tul4pyr0p3:

thegodofconquestkeima:

feffybutts:

Your name is JAKE from STATE FARM and you like to WEAR KHAKIS. You have a reputation of talking to MARRIED MEN at 3 IN THE MORNING and MAKING THEIR WIVES MAD. You don’t mean to, of course, it’s just a coincidental thing that happens. You swear! Your hobbies include being LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR and BROWSING YOUR COMPUTER for people in need of GREAT INSURANCE, as well as giving GREAT DEALS.

FUCKING STAHP PLZ

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

killbenedictcumberbatch:

I wish every “fake” post was called out by way of Ace Attorney rp posts

❝Thanks to a generation of massive amounts of standardized testing, our students conceive education primarily as a tool for determining a ranking. The Obama administration’s policy is even called Race to the Top. We have the most read columnist in the country telling us how important it is to raise “standards” so our students don’t fall behind.
For our students’ entire lives we have communicated that the reason to learn things is not to fulfill curiosities, but to see where you stack up relative to others. Grades are no longer a proxy for learning, but a lap time determining how well they’re doing at achieving a secure financial future. Under this system, a “B” is genuine cause for distress. A “C” is a disaster that points towards a ruined life.
At the same time, we have made it increasingly difficult to pay for a genuine education. The burden of loans threatens to strangle adult lives before they really begin. It is now impossible to work your way through college. Concerns over even paying for college are also at an all-time high. We communicate that a college degree is more important than ever and then make it more difficult to achieve.
Students look at the larger culture and see not a ladder of opportunity, but a treadmill of obligation. No wonder they’re distressed.❞

englishsnow:

California by Kevin Russ

dendropsyche:

andromeda4002019:

i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this

Not a dime wasted

no-itsfine:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

Fucking cats

5o4n:

filthe:

iloveouterspace2k14:

cat wants to be held tight

us

it’s important to hug cats 

My friends trying to motivate me into productivity

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you