so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE
- non binary
THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE
- an asshole
- a goose
this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese
find me in the woods pointing at rusty cans and old leaves shouting ‘THE AESTHETIC!”
can we please stop fucking temporarily (or permanently) making elevators inoperable to “encourage” ppl to take the stairs
like wtf am i supposed to do w this goddamn cane then, astral project to my destination?
honestly companies/places that do that are scum
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO, AND I FINALLY TRACKED IT DOWN
OMG I MISSED THIS!!
THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD EVER
do me a favor and don’t look at the last panel. do me a favor and don’t look at any panel. I am going to eat
THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA FOR A PRINCESS OMG
how the fuck does someone almost “purred” in fanfiction. whenever i see that i magine they actually (almost) purred like a cat.
wh ata the fjck
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
Someone woke up happy!
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
when ur friends are all online